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Stapler39
Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:50 pm Posts: 31 Location: Portland, OR
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 Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
I'll start. I like my women like I like my yoyos, well crafted and thrown around a bit. Begin 
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stillinkansascity
Joined: Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:21 pm Posts: 522 Location: Kansas City, MO
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
Yuck.
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Stapler39
Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:50 pm Posts: 31 Location: Portland, OR
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stillinkansascity wrote: Yuck. cant hang
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Formula
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:22 pm Posts: 148 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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yoyoing has it's ups and downs.... 
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dirty birdy
Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:00 am Posts: 2710 Location: Area 51
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
So a yoyo walks into a bar...
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clifton
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:43 pm Posts: 325 Location: Portland Oregon
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
I honestly can't think of anything appropriate for this forum.
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dirty birdy
Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:00 am Posts: 2710 Location: Area 51
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
How many yoyos does it take to change a lightbulb? . . . It depends whether it's made of 6061 or 7075...
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Stapler39
Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:50 pm Posts: 31 Location: Portland, OR
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
Formula wrote: yoyoing has it's ups and downs....  LOL
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Stapler39
Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:50 pm Posts: 31 Location: Portland, OR
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
clifton wrote: I honestly can't think of anything appropriate for this forum. Right?! It's tough..
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Stapler39
Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:50 pm Posts: 31 Location: Portland, OR
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
"I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible." -Mitch Hedberg
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saintrobyn
Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:38 pm Posts: 2234 Location: Gahanna, OH
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dirty birdy wrote: How many yoyos does it take to change a lightbulb? . . . It depends whether it's made of 6061 or 7075...
db WINNER!!! Just close the thread now. 
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TMCertified
Joined: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:25 pm Posts: 190 Location: Orlando, FL
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I about died after reading DB's joke! I concur! Close it down! haha.
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TJaaaaay
Joined: Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:21 pm Posts: 12
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Sometimes I wonder why my yo-yo is getting bigger, then it hits me.
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Grendel
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:49 pm Posts: 774 Location: America.
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
DV888. Drum roll, Snare, Everybody laughs.
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Grendel
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:49 pm Posts: 774 Location: America.
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I almost forgot! The Rev G! 88 bucks new and not worth a penny!
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BABBYlonian
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:11 pm Posts: 773 Location: Riverside, California
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 Re: Yoyo jokes. Share 'em if you got 'em!
Stapler39 wrote: I'll start. I like my women like I like my yoyos, well crafted and thrown around a bit. Begin  Are you an improviser/improv-er? Or is the "I like my women like I like my______" just a common punchline game?
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ando_commando
Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:55 pm Posts: 157
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Grendel wrote: DV888. Drum roll, Snare, Everybody laughs. this made me smile. 
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dirty birdy
Joined: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:00 am Posts: 2710 Location: Area 51
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How many YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive? . . . db P.S. Fixed. Thanks, Sabata, at my age spelling is sometimes a challenge! 
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Mack
Joined: Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:47 pm Posts: 772 Location: Eastern Oregon
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dirty birdy wrote: How may YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive? . . .
db only one.... OneDrop 
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saintrobyn
Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:38 pm Posts: 2234 Location: Gahanna, OH
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dirty birdy wrote: How may YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive? . . .
db A friend pointed DB's question out to me and made the following answer. Not mine but s/he didn't want to become a Ben target and I had to share, made me laugh. Unknown Source wrote: How may YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive? . . . None, because Ben already scared all the users away...(rimshot!)
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