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I'll start.

I like my women like I like my yoyos, well crafted and thrown around a bit.

Begin :)

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:36 pm
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Yuck.

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stillinkansascity wrote:
Yuck.


cant hang

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yoyoing has it's ups and downs.... :lol: :lol:


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So a yoyo walks into a bar...

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:04 pm
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I honestly can't think of anything appropriate for this forum.


Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:08 pm
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How many yoyos does it take to change a lightbulb?
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It depends whether it's made of 6061 or 7075...

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Formula wrote:
yoyoing has it's ups and downs.... :lol: :lol:


LOL

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clifton wrote:
I honestly can't think of anything appropriate for this forum.


Right?! It's tough..

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"I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible."
-Mitch Hedberg

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How many yoyos does it take to change a lightbulb?
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It depends whether it's made of 6061 or 7075...

db


WINNER!!! Just close the thread now. :lol:

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I about died after reading DB's joke! I concur! Close it down! haha.

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Sometimes I wonder why my yo-yo is getting bigger, then it hits me.


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DV888. Drum roll, Snare, Everybody laughs.


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I almost forgot! The Rev G!
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Stapler39 wrote:
I'll start.

I like my women like I like my yoyos, well crafted and thrown around a bit.

Begin :)


Are you an improviser/improv-er?

Or is the "I like my women like I like my______" just a common punchline game?

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Grendel wrote:
DV888. Drum roll, Snare, Everybody laughs.

this made me smile. :)


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How many YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive?
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P.S. Fixed. Thanks, Sabata, at my age spelling is sometimes a challenge! :evil:


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dirty birdy wrote:
How may YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive?
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db


only one.... OneDrop :mrgreen:

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dirty birdy wrote:
How may YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive?
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db


A friend pointed DB's question out to me and made the following answer. Not mine but s/he didn't want to become a Ben target and I had to share, made me laugh.

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How may YoYo manufacturers does it take to keep a yoyo forum alive?
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None, because Ben already scared all the users away...(rimshot!)

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